WoozWorld Kickback Entertainment Blog: Smile a while!

Owner - How did the dogs escape? I told you to shut all exits!
Servant - I did, Sir. Perhaps they ran out through the entrance.

Comedy Central

FAITHFUL :

A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”

The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”

SIDE EFFECTS :

A man is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it. His neighbour saw this and asked him, “Why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?

He replied, “To avoid side effects.”

ADOPTED

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.

After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.

Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”

GREAT SIZE :

In an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen.

Then one of the elephants says: “Look, 3600 – 2400 – 3600!!”

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Saturday, 20 October 2012

Smile a while!

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